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money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

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connorkawaii:

everyone imagines pirates as these fearsome romantic figures who were drunk all the time and raped everyone they saw

when in reality they had to be in bed by 8, meddling with women “without their consent” was punishable by instant death on some ships, and if they were drunk during a fight they’d be marooned

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